I don't even know why you are mad at me. Hello? Ugh God. You always do this. What is it this time? I stayed out too late? Didn’t hoard gas encircling the car? Oh I know... was it the phone bill? I was texting too much again wasn’t I? Well, you can’t blame me. I am always trapped here, all the cute guys are out. I’m lonely," and bored. And then you are always giving me the silent knock out and it’s driving me crazy! You know you could try to help.